so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I came so hard my ears popped.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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