Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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