He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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