So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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