we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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