Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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