In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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