Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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