Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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