Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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