Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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