Whod you bang
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
