I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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