So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
