I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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