1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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