no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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