btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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