So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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