we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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