fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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