but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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