You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I touched a dick in church today
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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