What a fucking waste of an outfit
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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