did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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