So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We need to get me chipped asap
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Randomize
