Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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