I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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