we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
