How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
whose ass print is on the piano?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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