That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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