I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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