Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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