? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
