Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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