IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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