Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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