i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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