btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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