Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I need moral support for this bender
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize