there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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