Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
God, you're like boner-b-gone
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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