First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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