Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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