So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So many bounce houses so little time
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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