Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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