Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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