Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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