OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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