did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
