I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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