Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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