I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
They have beer where we have blood.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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