she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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